xelibate

sosa-parks:

“You dont post on IG that much” cuz Im ugly bitch damn

gudram:

softtaulette:
date a girl who puts mustard on her pizza
i aint need a gf that bad

niqabisinparis:

y'all need GOD

assassment:

theawesomeadventurer:
assassment:
theawesomeadventurer:
why do people post screenshots of tumblr posts on tumblr? why don’t they just reblog the post? the button is right there??? i don’t understand
you bitch

demho3zhatinq:

billy:
if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

geodude:

I think of this post SOOOOOO much

velvet-hart:

toonami:
Thanks @jose_cnn!! And steveyurko!!!
THIS IS GOLD

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briannahildebrandsgf:

me" *trying to enjoy these election memes while overflowing with anxiety*

surprisebitch:

me watching the election 2016

hugeselenatorswiftie:

If you voted for Trump tonight, make sure to explain to your gay, trans, female, black, Latina/o, and Muslim friends why they don’t matter to you.

lordbape:

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*
me: what is she doing